Losing my virginity

Everyone remembers their first time. Whether it be for the right or wrong reasons. Mine was below average (in fact, pretty shit) sex, but I remember every detail, for the simple fact I had wanted to have sex for as long as I could damn remember, and it was my first time. I went to … Continue reading Losing my virginity


Tinder rant

No doubt there are 101 posts/memes/instagram posts about this, but I keep finding myself rolling my eyes at more and more profiles so here is my two-penneth worth. Please note, I’m a very cynical, miserable woman, and don’t like vacuous idiots. I’m sure some of this will appeal wildly to many of the British public, … Continue reading Tinder rant